![]() ![]() Maybe it's because I've seen the SAW movies, I've fucking seen those "escape rooms", I've seen the "games", and even if we were to imagine the SAW movies as PG13, because you know, it's possible, just cut down on the gore and done, they still feel like they have more of a purpose. And of course, they don't even give a hint as to how these people would even know shit like the Rudolph song, or about the compass (that Zoey didn't clock as part of her trauma? C'mon), but I guess it was super important to confirm that Amanda was hit with an IED (yeah, we got it, you showed us, guys), and that useless Escape Room master was also a sole survivor (who gives a single shit about him, especially at that point?). They wouldn't, it makes no god damn sense.Īlso, once you finish the movie, it's quite obvious that they tried to shove down our throats that the rooms were about the characters' sole survivor situations, except, it fucking isn't, it's just not. in the hell would the makers of the game have those medical files out? Why. Out of NOWHERE, Jason becomes a runaway dick, Zoey goes feral, and they all stop for what, 15 minutes to do a massive, and really unnecessary exposition dump. Getting out of the format from now on, the one scene, or the one room, that really showcases what a mess this script is - the triage room. Admittedly, there's very little for her to hang on to, and her dialogue is atrocious, but you know, most of the cast does really well with what they got, so, not much of an excuse. The main actress, I'm sorry, Imma be hella rude here - she's so weak, so fucking weak. Second of all, these characters are pretty darn awful, and I can't say much about the characterization or their development because, you know, script is shit and thus, the characters don't make sense, and from one scene to the next, they flip on a dime.Īnd thirdly, and God damn. ![]() I watched Escape Room (2019), that happened.įirst and foremost, let's just get it over with - this script. ![]()
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |